“I doubt any other president could stand to go through what I just went through.”

Donald J. Trump in remarks made after his acquittal.

I have discovered a new flaw in the English language. There are no words to describe the wonderfulness of Donald Trump. You could get William Shakespeare, Ernest Hemingway, James Madison, and Mark Train all together and they would never find adequate words.

In describing himself, Trump actually slanders himself with such mediocre language as great, amazing, and fabulous.

How fortunate we are!