ISIS destroys Iraq’s oldest Christian monastery so of course we must, as the politicians in Iowa are saying from the comfort of their tour busses, “destroy ISIS.”
What the hell was that thing doing still standing yesterday? Well, using a deep thinking process not available to those politicians and their devotees, it is because the man we slowly assassinated, Saddam Hussein, had a barbaric system of order that protected the rights of diverse cultures. Yes, it’s a foreign concept. It doesn’t play well on Fox or CNN. So it isn’t an option.
But if you take the time to think it through you will conclude that GW, Rumsfeld, Cheney and the rest of those monsters blew up that monastery.
I never really liked the idea of monasteries anyway. I dig chicks. That doesn’t mean I should blow them up, though.