Now it has become news that the bungling US military has shipped live Anthrax bacteria out to various places and they have no idea how this could happen. No wonder they need a budget as big as the entire rest of the world. Please save us.
As we drive through any town, look through any paper there are pleas for workers that are not there. Maybe they are all in the military shipping WMDs or otherwise producing mayhem for poor downtrodden souls.
Hmm. Which benevolent country will rise to the occasion and destroy our infrastructure, murder our children and drag our president through the streets in the name of protecting the world from WMDs that we have proven capable of utilizing?
Story here (just listen to the befuddlement of this soldier):