I’m thinking that we have got our allies all mixed up. Like a bunch of fools we get all worked up over ISIS beheadings while Saudi Arabia, ally of the Bush family and our stupid government, has already lopped off 44 heads for crimes like drug trafficking (Over half of what they did all last year). What is it? Do they think people will smoke hash and realize what a bunch of crooks their government is?
I tried and tried and found no evidence of a recent beheading in Iran. And yet our Israeli government thinks they should be our next target for terror. Oops. did I say Israeli government. Oh well.
I think we should reconsider. Instead of fighting ISIS, al Qaeda, Boko Haram, the Houthi rebels, the Assad regime, and Iran, how about listening to old Lowell Fulson records and having a nice IPA.
Oh shoot. I forgot the war with Russia. Wow, that could generate some real patriotic fervor (and profits). But why? Because Russia invaded Ukraine? Yeah. And North Vietnam attacked the destroyer Maddox. A recent poll found 75% of Crimeans favor an alliance with Russia. Ukraine elected a pro-Russian president and we aided a coup to overthrow him and then claim a Russian invasion.
Oh geez. There just doesn’t seem to be a war worth fighting. We are gonna go broke.