… addressed to Postal Patron:
“By now, the car is so old, the only method now to buy a replacement a part is to look on eBay.” [sic]
– a quote under the heading “Excellence Every Day” written by a teacher about a high school freshman
Maybe they should check out “Literacy Nights” at South Side Elementary
Then there is this from the high school counselor:
“Just a reminder…all seniors are required to complete a job shadow prior to graduation.”
Maybe I’m just having a senior moment but is this newsletter supposed to ward off potential employers and make me want a refund of my property taxes?